"Bad" poetry for good water!!

To honor August as National Quality Water Month and today as National Bad Poetry Day, the East African Rural Development Foundation (EARDF) is selling made-to-order limericks for $3 to fund its efforts to bring clean water to drought-ridden rural Somalia.

 Why Somalia? Why water quality? Why limericks?

  • Somalia is suffering from a decades-long drought that has killed hundreds of thousands of people.…
  • Poetry is one of the best-loved art forms in Somalia, and Somalis enjoy all genres – even the lowly limerick, which they affectionately call jacbur. So when Raghe Ahmed, EARDF’s founder, heard that today celebrates both good water and “bad” poetry, he knew what EARDF had to do – sell limericks to fund its wells.

Our limericks are great for:

  • Gifts! (Great for the person who has everything!)
  • Employee-of-the-month recognition!
  • Birthday/anniversary/graduation/Mother’s Day cards!
  • Holiday cards!
  • Gentle reminders (e.g. past-due bills)!
  • Birth announcements!
  • Advertising your business!
Here’s how it works:

  • For $3, you can buy a made-to-order* limerick. Using the form below, tell us your desired limerick topic and three pieces of related information, the date needed**, and your email address. Our crack limerologist  team*** will craft your limerick and send it to you.
  • For $5, you can buy a two-stanza limerick.
  • For $50, you can purchase a membership in EARDF’s Limerick-of-the-Month Club, which entitles you to receive a limerick each month for 12 months.
*family-friendly, positive messages (We reserve the right to decline limerick requests.)
**seven to 14 days from purchase date
***led by a former editor of a high school poetry magazine!

#badpoetryforgoodwater

Instructions

Complete the form, right. In the section titled "Messages," enter:

  • your limerick topic of choice
  • three to five pieces of information for us to draw from as we craft your limerick.

Limerick-of-the-Month Club members: Complete this form each time you'd like to order a limerick.

Once you click on "submit," you will see a "donation" button. Click on it and enter the amount of your limerick-donation....you know the rest...

Thank you! 

Yes! Send Me Bad Poetry! 

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